internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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